Stole this from SK

OK, I know you all (y’all BS style) love when I post the oh, so interesting tidbits about myself. I know you check the blog everyday in vain hope that once again you will read a bunch of questions about things you never wanted to know about me.

Happy to comply:

1) CD in your car that you are embarrassed to admit that you have: hmmmmm. I don’t normally buy CD’s if they are going to embarrass me. I let Dawn buy those. Maybe someone would think that I having the Chorus Line soundtrack is embarrassing? Not I, my friend. Not I.

2) Song currently on the radio that you sing to in your car, that you are embarrassed to admit that you know the words to and like: Well, it would be pointless to say “Behind these Hazel Eyes” , as I have already outed myself on that one. So I am going to go with “We Belong Together” by Mariah Carey. I know, I know. Gather the stones.

3) TV show(s) that you secretly watch that you are embarrassed to admit: Hmmm . . .I guess I really love those horrible dating shows on MTV, like Room Raiders and Date My Mom. Sad times.

4) TV or Movie Star that you would sleep with but are too embarrassed to admit that you would, because he/she is not your “normal” type: Well, come on people . . .who wouldn’t I sleep with? Geez, this is a hard question. I really can’t think of anyone, so moving on . . .

5) Musician that you would sleep with but are too embarrassed to admit that you would, because he/she is not your “normal” type: Fuck. I am going to go with Ashlee Simpson. She seems like such a whore. That could be fun.

6) Secret single behavior that you do at home when alone but are too embarrassed to admit: Use the bathroom with the door open. It’s hard when peeps come to visit cause I have to remember to shut the door. Thanksgiving, here we come! You know, I am not actually embarrassed about this . . .

7) Admit HONESTLY what REALLY attracts you to the opposite sex at first site: Eyes and/or jawline. I like colored eyes (sorry brown eyed peeps) and a good jawline. . .

Even though you are not gay, admit HONESTLY someone of the same sex who you would have sex with if you were gay: Hmmm, I could name tons o’girls . . .Heidi Klum, Hilary Duff-wait I take that back, I love Hil D. too much to degrade her in such a fashion.

9) Name an Olympic sport that you are embarrassed to admit that you like watching: hmmm, Aunti Chic and I used to watch gymnastics one summer. . .that was fun.

10) Have you ever masturbated in a public place? I will not answer this out of respect for myself and my family. I mean, for heaven’s sake. I am a good girl.

11) Have you ever had a job that no one knew about? If yes, what was it? A secret job? Does Whore count? Wait . . . everyone knew about that job . . . never mind.

12) If you could be invisible for one day, who would you spy on? OOOOOO . . . one person?? Well, I can think of my REAL answer. But for purposes of not pissing anyone off, I am going to say Brad Renfro . . . mostly so I can see him naked and decide if my infatuation is worth it. (wink, wink)

13) Be honest…Have you ever had phone sex? Please refer to the answer for #10

14) Be honest…Have you ever hooked up with a friend of your gf/bf while you were dating? No.

15) Have you ever hooked up with someone that you would never tell your friends? Well . . . . I have done that . . .but I have a big mouth, so most of you already know. So, I guess no and yes. Since I didn’t tell any of my friends here about it.

And there you have it. Your life is complete. Go forth and die happy.