I’ve been meaning to blog. I swear. But, well . . . I’m lazy. You know it, you know it well. Quite frankly, I have been eating a lot of yogurt-the kind with fruit at the bottom.

So . . . who knows what’s been going on? Work, people’s lives falling to pieces-same ole, same ole.

This weekend we watched the Seahawks beat the Redskins and it was SO EXCITING!! How awesome is it to live in a city with a pro team-a pro team that is one step away from the Super Bowl!! We got up early this morning is the vain hope we might get tickets to the game next Sunday. Alas, no such luck-though we tried for 2 hours. So, I guess I will have to settle for watching the game from the comfort of my own home-It’s probably better than spending 4 hours+ in the rain.

On Friday night I went with the boys to watch Brokeback Mountain. It was heartbreaking. Honestly-I didn’t even see the whole “gay” thing. It was devastating in a relationship-love way. In the dramatic star-crossed lover way. Tim said he hated it-that he doesn’t pay money to be so devastated. But in a good way. It was slow-but it worked.

I am really enjoying these 3 day weekends/4 day work weeks. It’s going to suck to have to work 5 days a week. Ick. However, my next 3 day weekend will be a lot of fun because . . .

DAWN IS COMING TO VISIT! ! !

Woo Hoo to that! It was her birthday present from her mom . . . which is weird, cause I feel more like it’s a present to me-but whatever. The other part of that is, we will be having a Day of Beauty at Gene Juarez . This will include a facial-with a neck and face massage, a manicure and pedicure, our hair colored (hopefully blonde-finally!), a couture cut, and a professional make-up application. Oh, and a special catered lunch. We are going to be HOTT. Way Hot. Afterward we will have to go out and rustle us up some guys. Doug who?

I am not sure what else we will have on the agenda. I think Dawn would like the EMP and we haven’t gone in any of her previous visits. We’ll play it by ear. In any case-it is going to be SO MUCH FUN!!!!!

So let’s talk about Landon. Landon has developed a rather disgusting habit. Humping. He likes to hump legs-not int he dog kind of way-in his own weirdo way. He won’t do it to me-but he will do it to a friend of mine. We may have figured out, though, that he just likes to make love to a certain blanket. Now, he is fixed-has been for 2 years now-so there is nothing coming out (well, maybe the penis inside is coming out-but no jizz or anything of the like), but he definitely-climaxes. Well, we didn’t know this until Sunday, when we decided that instead of kicking him out, we would let it play out. And he did. THEN-for your joy and pleasure, I recorded the following video for you to enjoy. This isn’t the full thing-he had been going at it for awhile. This is at the tail end of his lovemaking to the blanket.

The sad thing is-after he is, ahem, done-he looks the most intelligent he ever has in his life. That only lasted a few seconds though-then it was back to the dumbness.

Weird.

Ok, that’s all I got for now. Rejoice in fullfillment of my update.

Quote of the day:

Really? Is this really what you have been reduced to?

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