It’s time again! A Jeni and Dawn IM conversation. I know, you can barely contain yourself.

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Dawn says: did you know that beverly mitchell has a country album out

Jeni Angel says: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lmao

Dawn says: lol

Dawn says: no, i’m serious

Jeni Angel says: that’s the funniest, saddest thing I have ever heard

Jeni Angel says: did you know Eric Camden is going to be cheating on Anne in a new movie with Mandy Moore

Dawn says: NO!

Dawn says: are you serious he’s going to fuck mandy moore

Jeni Angel says: no, her mom.
But I saw the preview and he makes out with Diane Keaton and I yelled out (IN THE THEATRE) “No Eric!”

Dawn says: lmao

Dawn says: oh my god

Dawn says: did sam* about die

Jeni Angel says: no, he whispered “I know, what about his 7th heaven wife?”

Jeni Angel says: It’s why I love him. He accepts the crazy

Dawn says: yeah, i would not let that man get away

Jeni Angel says: lmao

Dawn says: that is so funny

Dawn says: doug would have gotten up and went to another theatre

Jeni Angel says: so what, did you go buy Lucy’s album

Dawn says: oh god no

Dawn says: that is just plain mean to say

Dawn says: i saw it on itunes

Jeni Angel says: oh please, you read stephen collins erotica, why not this?

Dawn says: oh baby…doug and i fuck to reverend camden

Jeni Angel says: I know. Maybe, in Taos, we can take turns reading aloud from one of his books

Dawn says: oh yeah…it will get us so hot

Jeni Angel says: We can have Lucy’s CD playing in the background

Jeni Angel says: really set the mood

Dawn says: oh baby. maybe turn some wine into the blood of christ

Dawn says: it will be fun

Jeni Angel says: I am so there

Jeni Angel says: speaking of the blood of christ-any more news from dad about going to Taos or leaving early or any of that

Dawn says: lmao

Dawn says: no, i have not heard

Dawn says: lmao. i can barely type

Jeni Angel says: why because I associated him with the blood of christ I mean come on, he is saved. I am sure the blood of christ runs through him and . . . stuff.

Dawn says: i did send him satan’s day pics of the kids participating

Dawn says: i should have sent him the pics where i had the kids eating live rats in pentogram

Jeni Angel says: uh oh. You let on that you celebrate the devil worship Holiday? Jesus Dawn. It’s bad enough YOU are written out of the will, but must your children suffer as well

Dawn says: well, we are all about satan

Dawn says: rah rah satan

Jeni Angel says: I can see that

Dawn says: what can i say, at least my children aren’t out fucking

Jeni Angel says: hey, he is of age

Dawn says: what age would that be

Jeni Angel says: well, in human years he is 3, but in cat years he is 29

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We are so fun.

*Sam is Michael. Don’t ask.