Is it just grays [Gray and Jake] or do other cats constantly destroy valuable (read: expensive) items of their owners?

Case in point: Last Wednesday, I came home in a rather jolly mood. However, the first sight I saw was a massive amount of vomit on the arm of the sofa; more vomit than I think most humans can conjure. This was clearly a gift from the Gray. I proceeded to the bedroom to change into my maid uniform, where I was then cut viciously with a pieces of glass. Glass?! (You may wonder) Yes, glass. Jake broke ANOTHER glass piece from our gorgeous CB2 candle wall sconce (which I coveted FOREVER before I actually owned). That’s right, this is the SECOND time he has broken a piece of glass, although it’s the first time he carried the shard all over the house, leaving it in the perfect place to pierce my foot.

These incidents, however, are not just every once in awhile. At least once a week, one of those BRATS ruins something beyond repair. I, at one time, had the most awesome bluetooth keyboard/mouse. I used it to surf, Sim and shop from the comfort of my couch and my 46″ flat screen TV. Jake, however, decided that the little USB was a toy and now (since I can’t find the piece anywhere), my expensive keyboard/mouse is useless. The bra I bought last week? The one that didn’t work with my outfit, so I was going to return? Oh yeah, Gray SNEEZED all over that and they wouldn’t take it back.

These are just a few examples of how Gray and Jake seem to destroy things on a constant basis. And what about Landon? Well, he is the only good cat. To date, Landon has not destroyed a single thing. Ever. (and no, fucking red does not count . . . that is a consenting adults relationship).

So . . .Is it just Grays?