I am just wondering if the Obama’s HAVE to live in the White House? I mean, I am not sure I would want to.

It seems to me, that you are basically living as a guest for 4 fucking years. I wouldn’t want to come home to Gray’s throw up on the pillow in the Lincoln Bedroom. I don’t want it to be MY fault I overflowed the toilet and ruined the bowling alley. I feel like you would be walking on eggshells.

If it were me, I would just rent a cute little townhouse down the road and call it good.