If you are not using someecards, we should just get divorced now.
Random Thoughts
- Thanks for reminding me I'm not doing what I'm supposed to 11 hrs ago
- Me to @goat3663 "Even you and I have standards" 2 days ago
- "Scott's Tots" will always be the most horrible episode of @theofficenbc ever. Ever. 2 days ago
- Well that present made it clear who the favorite was 2 days ago
- YAWN 3 days ago
- More updates...
If Landon Likes It:
- A Slice of Cake
- Augusten Burroughs Blob
- Chloraphil??
- Cricket
- Does the party ever really stop?
- Edited for Television
- Go Fug Yourself
- Heads Turn
- Jennsylvania
- Kaply, Inc
- Lindsay
- Long Story Longer
- Mark’s Planet
- Overheard in the Office
- Post Secret
- Sizzle Says
- Skittering Thoughts
- Sunny
- Tales of Wit and Charm
- The Mix Tape
- Writhing Free
Other Places I Like:
Jeni Recommended
Music I am obssessed with
Laminated List
- Mt. Rainier's Sunrise Shadow: PHOTO October 28, 2011
- A Softer World: 733 October 27, 2011
- Hot grammar. October 21, 2011
- Rick Genest (aka Zombie Boy) in Reverse: VIDEO October 21, 2011
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http://twitter.com/Jesus_Christ
Follow and be blessed. Amen.
He doesn’t seem holy enough. If he was funny, like say, Lame Bush or fake Tina Fey, maybe. That guy is just smarmy. Nice try, though
It’s hard to be funny while you’re nursing those holes in your hands and feet.
Waa, Waa, Waa. That sounds like a lot of complaining. “My life is so hard, I died for your sins”. Really? Maybe I’d appreciate it if you stopped talking about.