Dreams

Chicken Dinner

My dear friend, Kalleigh, wrote a post about what she would do if she won the lottery. I’m not one to pass up a chance to fantasize about the good life, so I decided to write about what I’d want to do. Paying off all of our bills (including our mortgage!) would be awesome enough. [...]

Fuck All

** WARNING: IF YOU ARE MY BROTHER, OR JUST GENERALLY DO NOT WANT TO READ ABOUT ME IN SEXUAL SITUATIONS, PLEASE GO NO FURTHER. PERHAPS THIS WOULD BE MORE TO YOUR LIKING?** So, last night, I had a dream. A FUCKED UP dream. Naturally, I like to bring you all down the brain fuck spiral [...]

How Super Bowl XLIII ruined my life

Michael and I were talking about the plans for this weekend last night: Dinner at Heidi’s on Friday, Jeni haircut Saturday morning, followed by non-stop cleaning (our house is fucking filthy). Neither of us had plans or knew of any plans for Sunday’s big game. Michael asked if he could invite his friend Tyson over. [...]

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Too Tired

I am tired. Late meetings-up late remaking enchiladas-at work at my usual time. . . I am tired. Dawn needs a house dropped on her. RUDE If my enchiladas suck today-that will be it. I will have a mental breakdown. Seriously. I am that close to losing it. This week has been TOO much. My [...]