Gray? » IM conversations http://www.jeniangel.com/blog Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:30:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Real http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2009/07/31/real/ http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2009/07/31/real/#comments Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:03:50 +0000 Jeni Angel http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/?p=1972 A couple of days ago, my sister, Dawn, imed me and asked me to help her find a black dress.

 

 

After I was revived by smelling salts, I was able to ask WHY she needed a . . . dress. To be fair (to me), my sister’s idea of dressing up is a clean pair of jeans and a nice sweater. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. However, I can safely say that she probably hasn’t worn a dress since her wedding. I picked that one out too.

After we chatted and I found out the details, I remembered that I had a black dress that I bought for Michael’s Mother’s 70th Birthday Party. I offered to send it to her overnight, so that if it didn’t work out, we’d still have time to order another. I also did some online browsing and picked out 4 others. ‘Cause I am a Gonzales and I need back-up. I also helped her find a pair of shoes (for some reason, she isn’t into the 4+ inch heels I love. Weird).

Last night, I was going through my receipts and was throwing away the UPS receipt for the overnight delivery. I had a thought. I texted Dawn:

“Hey. I was putting the UPS receipt away and thought ‘it’s almost like we’re real sisters! You know, borrowing clothes and shit’”

Finally.

]]> http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2009/07/31/real/feed/ 0 Change of gray http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2008/02/05/change-of-gray/ http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2008/02/05/change-of-gray/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2008 19:57:00 +0000 Jeni Angel http://askjeni.wordpress.com/2008/02/05/change-of-gray/ I recently sent Dawn Jewel’s book Chasing Down the Dawn. This is one of my favorite books and I totally have it memorized. Jewel is an amazing storyteller. One story, sparked Dawn to ask me this question:

“Do we expect from our current relationships what was expected from us in our last relationship?”

(Kind of a Carrie Bradshaw type question)

It’s a hard question. Not only do you have to be aware of what your past partners expected of you, but what you now expect from your current partner. It makes sense, right? Each relationship makes us grow and learn, and if we learn a certain expectation, than it would definitely carry over into new relationships.

My only “real” (read: not just sex) relationship before Michael was Rami. Sadly, that was so messed up, I am not sure I can compare the two. To be honest, that whole relationship is extremly fuzzy. My only recollection comes from my journal at the time and all I can glean from that was how much I totally loved Rami and how devastated I was we he broke up with me (out of the blue. With no explanation). So, I don’t think I have any answer to that question,.

I know that not many people read here, but I would LOVE it if those that do would respond with their thoughts, either in comments or on their own blog.

Quote of the day:

“Dawn says: It’s smart. It clinches the woman and hispanic vote
Jeni Angel says: Hispanic vote?? Most hispanics in this country are illegial and can’t vote!”

Random pic:

]]> http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2008/02/05/change-of-gray/feed/ 1 Debating the important issues http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2007/12/07/debating-the-important-issues/ http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2007/12/07/debating-the-important-issues/#comments Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:13:00 +0000 Jeni Angel http://askjeni.wordpress.com/2007/12/07/debating-the-important-issues/ Dawn says:
BY THE WAY
Dawn says:
I saw the episode of The Hills where Heidi tried to make nice with Lauren
Dawn says:
I am definitely pro Heidi and I think Lauren is a bitch
Jeni Angel says:
ew. Well, then we can’t be sisters anymore
Dawn says:
WHAT!
Jeni Angel says:
you heard me
Dawn says:
why?
Dawn says:
is that the sound of scissors?
Jeni Angel says:
Dawn. How would you feel if Sam, my boyfriend, told THE WHOLE WORLD, you had a sex tape AND your vagina looked like BEEF curtains and I was just like “Well, I’m not responsible for what he does-but I LOVE HIM!”
Dawn says:
LMFAO
Dawn says:
I had no idea he said that about Lauren’s cooter
Dawn says:
The sex tape thing seems sketchy from the word go as well, I don’t think Brody is as innocent as he claims
Jeni Angel says:
Tell me, what does Brody have to gain from spreading rumors He and Lauren have no issues with each other. Whereas Spencer HATES her
Dawn says:
He wants in Lauren’s pants. He is such a player
Jeni Angel says:
He is IN Lauren’s pants!!! She and him are together all the time, she invites him over to “watch Movies” all the time!
Dawn says:
I agree that Spencer hates her, but I think again, Lauren should have been willing to talk to Heidi and I give her a lot of kudos for trying to extend the olive branch
Jeni Angel says:
Lauren did talk to Heidi. And then said she didn’t want to be friends. I wouldn’t want to be friends with someone who is boyfriend is in the business of spreading HORRIBLE rumors about me.
Dawn says:
yeah but then Lauren is all weepy about it
Dawn says:
I don’t know, it is all very sketchy and I feel for Heidi
Dawn says:
poor thing
Jeni Angel says:
Why? She made her bed.
Dawn says:
doh
Dawn says:
Don’t be pulling the “she made her bed card”
Jeni Angel says:
She did!! If you watch old episodes, she chose Spencer over Lauren long ago. There was one episode, where she begged Lauren for a girl’s night. When Lauren went to meet her, there was a message that said “Spencer and I went to a movie, instead. Have a good night!”
Dawn says:
oh my god
Dawn says:
are you serious?
Jeni Angel says:
Yes. As serious as anyone can be when talking about the hills.

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Dawn says: I just want you to know I love you.

Dawn says: You make me laugh

Jeni Angel says: Well, I just want you to know I posted that on my blog.

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Dawn says: did you know that beverly mitchell has a country album out

Jeni Angel says: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lmao

Dawn says: lol

Dawn says: no, i’m serious

Jeni Angel says: that’s the funniest, saddest thing I have ever heard

Jeni Angel says: did you know Eric Camden is going to be cheating on Anne in a new movie with Mandy Moore

Dawn says: NO!

Dawn says: are you serious he’s going to fuck mandy moore

Jeni Angel says: no, her mom.
But I saw the preview and he makes out with Diane Keaton and I yelled out (IN THE THEATRE) “No Eric!”

Dawn says: lmao

Dawn says: oh my god

Dawn says: did sam* about die

Jeni Angel says: no, he whispered “I know, what about his 7th heaven wife?”

Jeni Angel says: It’s why I love him. He accepts the crazy

Dawn says: yeah, i would not let that man get away

Jeni Angel says: lmao

Dawn says: that is so funny

Dawn says: doug would have gotten up and went to another theatre

Jeni Angel says: so what, did you go buy Lucy’s album

Dawn says: oh god no

Dawn says: that is just plain mean to say

Dawn says: i saw it on itunes

Jeni Angel says: oh please, you read stephen collins erotica, why not this?

Dawn says: oh baby…doug and i fuck to reverend camden

Jeni Angel says: I know. Maybe, in Taos, we can take turns reading aloud from one of his books

Dawn says: oh yeah…it will get us so hot

Jeni Angel says: We can have Lucy’s CD playing in the background

Jeni Angel says: really set the mood

Dawn says: oh baby. maybe turn some wine into the blood of christ

Dawn says: it will be fun

Jeni Angel says: I am so there

Jeni Angel says: speaking of the blood of christ-any more news from dad about going to Taos or leaving early or any of that

Dawn says: lmao

Dawn says: no, i have not heard

Dawn says: lmao. i can barely type

Jeni Angel says: why because I associated him with the blood of christ I mean come on, he is saved. I am sure the blood of christ runs through him and . . . stuff.

Dawn says: i did send him satan’s day pics of the kids participating

Dawn says: i should have sent him the pics where i had the kids eating live rats in pentogram

Jeni Angel says: uh oh. You let on that you celebrate the devil worship Holiday? Jesus Dawn. It’s bad enough YOU are written out of the will, but must your children suffer as well

Dawn says: well, we are all about satan

Dawn says: rah rah satan

Jeni Angel says: I can see that

Dawn says: what can i say, at least my children aren’t out fucking

Jeni Angel says: hey, he is of age

Dawn says: what age would that be

Jeni Angel says: well, in human years he is 3, but in cat years he is 29

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We are so fun.

*Sam is Michael. Don’t ask.

]]> http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2006/11/01/the-one-where-many-secrets-shames-are-spilled/feed/ 0 It’s that time again! http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2006/01/31/its-that-time-again/ http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2006/01/31/its-that-time-again/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2006 19:29:00 +0000 Jeni Angel http://askjeni.wordpress.com/2006/01/31/its-that-time-again/ I know you love it when I posts IMs between Dawn and I:

Dawn says:
did u see trent today?
Jeni Angel says:
yeah, what about it?
Dawn says:
the whole creepy burger thing with brooke burke. Is this for real?
Dawn says:
it really gives me the willies
Jeni Angel says:
I don’t get what the is going on. . .. . the whole thing is weird. . .and it’s ruining one of my favorite fast food places. . .I don’t want to go there and get raped
Dawn says:
by the king
Dawn says:
do you think burger king is releasing them?
Dawn says:
so weird
Jeni Angel says:
that’s what I think. . . .as some weirdo advertising campaign. . .sad times for Brooke Burns, though. . . .she just slid to the E List
Dawn says:
E? i think she is off the list. I am not even that desperate for money
Jeni Angel says:
I’d do it if it was porn
Dawn says:
i’m not suprised that you would want to do porn with the burger king
Jeni Angel says:
you know how I roll
Dawn says:
yes, yes i do
Jeni Angel says:
hot ass
Dawn says:
is that what you say during your movies
Jeni Angel says:
say who has time to talk when your mouth is full
Dawn says:
oh, so that is what they tell you
Jeni Angel says:
pretty much
Dawn says:
excellent
Jeni Angel says:
This conversation may belong on the blog
Dawn says:
i think it reflects your standards and situation, not mine. i’m sure your brother will enjoy reading it.

Well, Joe? Did you?

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Dawn says:
hey
Jeni Angel says:
hey
Dawn says:
can I use you as a reference?
Jeni Angel says:
sure
reference for what?
Dawn says:
a car
Jeni Angel says:
ok . . .why do you need references for a car?
Dawn says:
don’t know. i have to have 6
Jeni Angel says:
OK
Jeni Angel says:
whatever
Jeni Angel says:
Of course
Dawn says:
i know. just wanted to ask
Jeni Angel says:
So. . .. if they call, I shouldn’t say things like. . . .well, last I heard the business is tanking and Mexico is so warm in the winters

]]> http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2005/11/14/monday-morning-banter/feed/ 0 It breaks up the day http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2005/10/27/it-breaks-up-the-day/ http://www.jeniangel.com/blog/2005/10/27/it-breaks-up-the-day/#comments Thu, 27 Oct 2005 19:47:00 +0000 Jeni Angel http://askjeni.wordpress.com/2005/10/27/it-breaks-up-the-day/ Dawn and I on IM:

Dawn says: did you see trent ?

Jeni Angel says:
yeah . . . .

Dawn says:
DID U SEE JEFF PROBST!!!!!!!!!!!

Dawn says:
Jesus Christ

Jeni Angel says:
I didn’t look. . .I was N/I

Dawn says:
N/I ??

Jeni Angel says:
not interested

Dawn says:
doh. i was interested for the mere curiosity factor and I could not stop laughing

Jeni Angel says:
gross. . . .I guess my interest in penis-though normally keen-just isn’t what it should be lately

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