Is it just Grays?

Losing Face

Losing Face

” . . . then I’m going to lose face. That’s a very serious thing in my culture.” -Phoebe on Friends Michael is working late tonight. So, I came home, ate some taquitos and watched this week’s 90210. The show is pretty bad. Not really bad in a good way, either (ala The Hills). I [...]

Is it just Grays?

Today’s topic: Destruction Is it just grays [Gray and Jake] or do other cats constantly destroy valuable (read: expensive) items of their owners? Case in point: Last Wednesday, I came home in a rather jolly mood. However, the first sight I saw was a massive amount of vomit on the arm of the sofa; more [...]

Is it just Grays?

Welcome to a new feature here on the most boring blog in the world. It’s called “Is it just Grays?”. This is where I will give an example of some ridiculous thing my cats do and then find out if other people have cats (or animals) that do the same thing. Today’s topic: poo paw [...]

Special Victim Unit

I feel bad for some people. Really, I do. Some people have these really boring normal cats. The kind that cuddles on your lap while watching TV. Or maybe they sleep lovingly by their feet at night. These cats might like cat nip and table scraps. These people will never know the joys of a [...]

Absence of funny

Was I ever funny? Why do I have it in my head that I used to post the wittiest and smartest things ever? Delusional. That must be it. So . . .all the school loan TNT of last week settled down. Thank God. I have never been so terrified if my fucking life. Thank God [...]

Go-gurt

I’ve been meaning to blog. I swear. But, well . . . I’m lazy. You know it, you know it well. Quite frankly, I have been eating a lot of yogurt-the kind with fruit at the bottom. So . . . who knows what’s been going on? Work, people’s lives falling to pieces-same ole, same [...]

Thoughts between frenemies

Gray: Did you see that? She got out of bed and is taking a shower. I thought you said she signed the contract? Landon: Well, I thought she signed, cause, uh, she has been home for 3 days and she didn’t even leave or anything. She even stayed up really late last night . . [...]